merdeka my toilet....

we m'sian should be proud of out country...so am I,i'm really proud to be a m'sian especially as a m'sian earning a living in a foreign country.I'm proud that in a multinational working force which consisted of English,American,Japanese...there's me,a proud m'sian as an essential member of the team. i dunno how yal think about this,but for me,(besides the cash)standing leveled shoulders with other nationalities is a passion which buat i tak nak balik m'sia....
anyway,in this special day,i would like to congratulate my motherland malaysia for her 47th year of independence.
for today's topic other than about i hampir dipelantingkan oleh angin taufan masa pergi kerja pagi tadi...i want to talk about toilet or org m'sia selalu panggil "tandas" or "jamban".
when choosing a place to live in japan thru the real estate salesman,u will surely come across with this question:
"do you prefer a unit-bath or separate bathroom?"
what is unit-bath?unit-bath is bathroom and toilet in one,2 in 1,unlike in m'sia where bathroom is like 3mx3m wide,in japan this unit-bath is only about 1mx1.5m fiberclass chamber with no windows(only ventilating fan on the ceiling)and they packed ur bathtub,toilet bowl and ur sink in it.i have this standard version of unit-bath at home and for how many times i my life the same accident had happened again.when i was having my morning shower this morning,i picked my soap bar(the last 1 on my stock),tried to soap my body then suddenly my soap bar slipped out off my hand straight into my toiletbowl....ooohh,fxxk!!!...instead of buying a new bar of soap from the nearest 7-eleven at 5:30am,i shampooed my body with rejoice 2 in 1.
in related story,i'm sure yal guys and gal out there have problems when the time is come to use the public toilet(esp. when u want to get rid the big-ones).i have the same problem,i'm a little bit choosy on public toilets...here,i only choose public toilets with automatic toilet bowl or so called washlet.

the spaceship cockpit

i standard functions for a typical washlet are the rim heater which comes very handy during winter and an automatic washer which swirts water in adjustable pressure and temperture directly to your butthole....aaahhhhh,kimochiiiiii.
i have tried many of these washlets which has many special functions like odour neutralizer,health scan,butthole massager and butthole driyer.

the custom controls

whatever it is as any m'sian would say at this time of year...MERDEKA!!!MERDEKA!!!MERDEKA MY TOILET!!!